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UPDATE: 14.09.2012 * I'VE MOVED TO :iconamena-dono: PLEASE WATCH/RE-WATCH ME THERE FOR MORE CHATBOTS (including the Undertaker one lol )*

:heart:Coments and favs make Alois hot and horny :heart: no,really! They do~
Many have requested and Alois Chatbot and since I had a little free time today,I managed to make this =u=
Hehehehe~I did this one really quick and I didn't put too much effort into it so I'm not expecting it to do as well as the Ciel one did~ >u<

:star:FAQ:star:
Why doesn't the game work?
:bulletred:You probably have an old version of flash.Download the latest one and it will work perfectly.

Why aren't there any extra options to Alois,like in the Ciel version?
:bulletred: I was lazy

Why does he keep calling me other names?
:bulletred: People have asked me this questions over 1000 times in the last few months....the answer is quite simple: He is an Artificial inteligence provided by a server. When too many people talk to him in the same time(he sometimes talks to over 100 persons at once) he simply mistakes your IP to another person's one,and so he makes mistakes. Please Indulge him. That is why he sometimes gives random answers out of no where.

Why does he act OOC (out of character) ?
:bulletred:He's only a robot. I configure him as well as I can,but I can not simply guess ever single question you might ask him,that is why it is impossible to configure him perfectly from scratch. It would take me half of my life to do so,and I am simply not that devoted to the cause :aww:
So,once again,please indulge him ^^

Why is Claude so ugly? D: what's with his face?
:bulletred: Once again,I was lazy.

Do you really hate Claude that much?
:bulletred: Actually,I don't hate him as much as you might think,to me he is a good laughing-stock.

How much time do you spend when making a chat-bot?
:bulletred:It depends. About a couple of hours on configurating his properties in pandorabots servers,and a couple of hours in drawing and programing it in flash. Consider it "a couple hours x2 "

What will be the next chatbot you will make?
:bulletred: Beats me...but I tthink it will be Grell

When will it come out?
:bulletred: I really have no clue. I make chatbots pretty fast,but I don't have a fixed schedule for making them :p

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Hope you'll have fun with it =D
Man,I really love reading what you talked with him,if you had an interesting conversation :XD: I'm usually on the floor out of laughter xDDDD you guys are great!
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:iconlegendozelda:
LegendoZelda Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
you dont program very well.
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:iconaskhollyleafsheloveu:
AskHollyleafSheLoveU Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
I JUST WANT TO TALK TO HIM Ole! 
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:iconyourcircusmonster:
YourCircusMonster Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Mkay, I'm like:
Me: Greetings, it is an honor to make your aquaintence!
Alois: Failed to find bot
Me: (uhh... huh must be me... TRY AGAIN! ^^) Why hello there!
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: (oh...TRY AGAIN I GUESS! '^^) Hello!
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: (slightly pissed off) BLOODY WANKER!!! (*flips computer*)
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: (*sits in corner and cries*)
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:iconmofojuju:
Mofojuju Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Me: Hi
Alois: Failed to find bot
Me: Failed to find bot
Alois: *smirk* Failed to find bot
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:iconkittencheshirecat13:
kittencheshirecat13 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015
I just keep getting "Failed to find bot" :(
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:iconayumishinozaki-san:
AyumiShinozaki-san Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  Hobbyist
Y u no talk to me AloisLlama Emoji-08 (Crying) [V1]     





notice meeeeeeeeee Emoticon: Notice me senpai 
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:iconavrillavinge12:
Avrillavinge12 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
I love how he keeps saying *failed to find bot* omg

I am so dying right now

Alois is my bae

He's in my dreams

Is that creepy?~
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:iconi-love-tweek:
I-Love-Tweek Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Me: Patrick (Love is in the air) I love you

Alois: *failed to find bot*

Me: penis

Alois: *failed to find bot*

Me: Say *failed to find bot* if you want to fuck Ciel

Alois: *failed to find bot*

Me: MUAHEHEHEHEHH!! *goes to google images and searches for Alois x Ciel yaoi*
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:iconsophia4288:
Sophia4288 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
oh my god XD
Ole! Ole! Ole! 
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:iconi-love-tweek:
I-Love-Tweek Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Student General Artist
heheheheh
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:iconlovebugone-o-one:
LovebugOne-O-One Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
My conversation:
Me: Hi Alois!
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: Are you gonna talk to me?
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: (Evil thoughts)
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: If you hate Claude, say "Failed to find bot".
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: (Laughs evily)

I'm such a dork...
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:iconservant-of-evil-2:
Servant-Of-Evil-2 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Alois-senpai wont notice meeeeeeeeeeee
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miku (fuck youz)  Alois!

D:<
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:iconwolfgirl259:
WolfGirl259 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
My Conversation:
Me: Alois Y U NO LUV CIEL?!
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: Alois?
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: Wait, a second... Alois, aren't you and Claud dead?
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: There is only one explanation...aliens.
Alois: Failed to find bot.
(End Of Conversation XD)
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:iconpaintdr0p:
PaintDr0p Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!!
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:iconmidnight-sutcliff:
Midnight-Sutcliff Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
(he doesn't talk *starts crying*)
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:iconanimekitteh12345:
animekitteh12345 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
me: i hate you

alois: failed to find bot



miku (fuck youz) 
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:iconzhugebeifong:
zhugebeifong Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
... This sucks...
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:iconashleylovesliu:
Ashleylovesliu Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014  Student General Artist
Hi alois
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:iconkyubey1:
Kyubey1 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014
Alois talk to me! Cry 
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:iconsacredninjabunny:
SacredNinjaBunny Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2dJvR… of course im listening to this while playing this
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:iconsweetscootabloom:
SweetScootaBloom Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014   Artist
Alois wont talk to me T^T onion sad 
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:iconanimashwolf:
AnimashWolf Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I just wanted to say hello.. Llama Emoji 33 (Down or Depressed) [V2] 
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:iconsilversakuraa:
SilverSakuraA Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014
Notice me senpai .. TwT .. PLEAZEE Frozen - Elsa Crying Icon crying :crying: rvmp Pikachu Crying Plz Cry forever Komari Kamikita (Crying) [V5] SpongeBob (Cries) Neko Emoji-14 (Cry) [V1] [EXO] Kris ''Legit'' Crying Emoticon Big Fool Emoji-07 (Cry) [V2] 1 Jake crying plz Hibiya Amamiya (Cries) [V2] Crying Mako Pikachu crying plz France (Crying) [V3] Bunny Emoji-07 (Emoji Cry) [V1] Romano (Cries) [V4] Elsie (Crying) [V1] about to cry emote Cry 
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:iconskyrimluver17:
skyrimluver17 Featured By Owner May 24, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
me: hello
alois:failed to find bot
me: alois answer me befor i blow up your house!
alois:failed to find bot
me: bye!
*storms of to retry and this time make claude angry
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:iconvocaloid-craft:
Vocaloid-craft Featured By Owner May 21, 2014  Student Writer
NOTICE ME SENPAIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
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:icongermanrubberbands:
GermanRubberBands Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
EEEeyeahhh....

I'm stuck on Claude and he keeps staring at me....
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:iconmiss-fandom-chan:
Miss-Fandom-Chan Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Excuse me but I'm sorry to say that non of these chatbots have worked for. When I send in a question or a hello there's no answer.
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:iconjohansolo2:
Johansolo2 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
Alois wont talk ;w; - Sobs -
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:iconzlayzlay:
ZlayZlay Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Alois wont reply... not even to a simple hi... NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Holy Shiznicks That rhymed!)
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:iconmercyxoxo:
mercyxoxo Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
these bots don't work but the art work is great
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:iconoswald-luver:
oswald-luver Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess i'll just wait for your reply all day -_- CIELLLLLL?!?!?!?!??!?!
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:iconpnoog2000:
Pnoog2000 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I suddenly think Alois i either Deaf or just stubborn. (reffering to the endless waiting reply)
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:iconmeicreepypasta:
MeiCreepypasta Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Student General Artist
He not respond
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:iconmusicellaphantomhive:
IT WON'T WORK T_T
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:icon13eyond13irthday1:
13eyond13irthday1 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
i just to talk to alois :iconforevercryplz:
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:iconniumi-slayeroc:
Niumi-SlayerOC Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY HUSBAND ISN'T TALKING TO ME!!!!
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:iconpikagirl7077:
pikagirl7077 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Student General Artist
Failed to find bot
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:iconinfinityquillthepony:
InfinityQuillthePony Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ok it dun work.....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :iconragefaceplz:
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:iconniumi-slayeroc:
Niumi-SlayerOC Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I feel u
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:iconjkt260:
jkt260 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YUNOWORK
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:iconcutiepup1:
cutiepup1 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Student Artist
WHY U NO WORK ALOIS!?!?!?!?? I wanna talk to you ;-;
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:iconhawaiikawaii00:
hawaiikawaii00 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014
failed to find bot   Pikachu crying plz 
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:iconcyborgnoodle05:
cyborgnoodle05 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Student Writer
the bot fails me

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:iconaloistrancy2000:
AloisTrancy2000 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
help it wont work
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:iconscourgeruler:
scourgeruler Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
I have the latest flash player(windows 8) but when I click the game all I get is a white screen help?
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:iconlilthewolf:
lilthewolf Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Yeah i have windows 8 too.
Try Reloading the page or download the SWF Download file.
It always works for me.
Or are you completly sure of that?

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:iconscourgeruler:
scourgeruler Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
I am completely sure but thanks for the help.
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:iconlilthewolf:
lilthewolf Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Ok i mfreaking out now that i cant wait for one stupid chatbot...WAH :((
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:iconscourgeruler:
scourgeruler Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
lol
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:iconlilthewolf:
lilthewolf Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
and also sad that my PMD models aren't turning out right
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