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UPDATE: 14.09.2012 * I'VE MOVED TO :iconamena-dono: PLEASE WATCH/RE-WATCH ME THERE FOR MORE CHATBOTS (including the Undertaker one lol )*

:heart:Coments and favs make Alois hot and horny :heart: no,really! They do~
Many have requested and Alois Chatbot and since I had a little free time today,I managed to make this =u=
Hehehehe~I did this one really quick and I didn't put too much effort into it so I'm not expecting it to do as well as the Ciel one did~ >u<

:star:FAQ:star:
Why doesn't the game work?
:bulletred:You probably have an old version of flash.Download the latest one and it will work perfectly.

Why aren't there any extra options to Alois,like in the Ciel version?
:bulletred: I was lazy

Why does he keep calling me other names?
:bulletred: People have asked me this questions over 1000 times in the last few months....the answer is quite simple: He is an Artificial inteligence provided by a server. When too many people talk to him in the same time(he sometimes talks to over 100 persons at once) he simply mistakes your IP to another person's one,and so he makes mistakes. Please Indulge him. That is why he sometimes gives random answers out of no where.

Why does he act OOC (out of character) ?
:bulletred:He's only a robot. I configure him as well as I can,but I can not simply guess ever single question you might ask him,that is why it is impossible to configure him perfectly from scratch. It would take me half of my life to do so,and I am simply not that devoted to the cause :aww:
So,once again,please indulge him ^^

Why is Claude so ugly? D: what's with his face?
:bulletred: Once again,I was lazy.

Do you really hate Claude that much?
:bulletred: Actually,I don't hate him as much as you might think,to me he is a good laughing-stock.

How much time do you spend when making a chat-bot?
:bulletred:It depends. About a couple of hours on configurating his properties in pandorabots servers,and a couple of hours in drawing and programing it in flash. Consider it "a couple hours x2 "

What will be the next chatbot you will make?
:bulletred: Beats me...but I tthink it will be Grell

When will it come out?
:bulletred: I really have no clue. I make chatbots pretty fast,but I don't have a fixed schedule for making them :p

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Hope you'll have fun with it =D
Man,I really love reading what you talked with him,if you had an interesting conversation :XD: I'm usually on the floor out of laughter xDDDD you guys are great!
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:iconblaria95:
Blaria95 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2016
He never responds to anything I say.
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:iconmary01-ashley02:
Mary01-Ashley02 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2016
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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:iconblaria95:
Blaria95 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2016
No matter what I say to him, he doesn't answer.  His answer box always says: "Failed to find bot."  Is there a way that can be fixed?
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:iconblaria95:
Blaria95 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2016
Is there a way for him to respond to what I say to him?  The game always ends up saying for me: "Failed to find bot."  I have asked him very short questions, nothing too complex.   
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:iconblaria95:
Blaria95 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2016
I've typed a few things to say already and the game keeps on saying: "Failed to find bot."  
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:iconblyetrancy:
BlyeTrancy Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2016
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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:iconhaziphantomhive:
Haziphantomhive Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2016  New Deviant
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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:iconcupcakes22222:
cupcakes22222 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2016  New Deviant Student Artist
i hate it when i start saying '' hi'' he will say '' failed to find bot'' that's annoying!
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:iconvib-kren:
vib-kren Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2016  New Deviant
me: if you love meh say "failed to find bot"
him: awaiting reply...
;-;
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:iconilikepizzaandnachos:
ILikePizzaAndNachos Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2016  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
FUCK YOU CLAUDEEEEEEEE
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:iconthehidden21101:
TheHidden21101 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2016
Me: im bored
Alois/Bot: Awaiting Reply.....

I wIlL wAiT sEnPi!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconroxiebloxie123:
RoxieBloxie123 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2016
Me: If you're in love with Ciel, say "Failed to find bot"

Alois: Failed to find bot

Me: Freddy's Nope Chat Icon Chica's Nope Door Chat Icon Spongebob Nope Icon Nope Nope Nope! Nipple Child Nope Icon Nope Smg4 mario Nope 
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:iconninjanerd2:
Ninjanerd2 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2016  Student Photographer
Y NO WORK? I mean,it just keeps saying "failed to find bot".
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:iconciel2088:
ciel2088 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2016
It does for me too  D:
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:iconninjanerd2:
Ninjanerd2 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2016  Student Photographer
WE ARE THE SAME
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:iconluna-princess-ofnigh:
luna-princess-ofnigh Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2015  Student Digital Artist
. , . wont work (throws self at ground)
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:iconkayemma:
kayemma Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2015  Student Digital Artist
my senpai won't notice me...
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:iconasunascarlet:
AsunaScarlet Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2015
FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON 10 OTHER GAMES 4. LOOK AT YOUR HAND
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:iconwonder-if-i-gave:
wonder-if-i-gave Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2015  Student General Artist
I CAN'T TALK TO ANYONNNNEEEEE
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:iconmikikatsuki:
MikiKatsuki Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
FT NFL - 'oh shit' Augustos icon OMG Foxy Icon YOU CAN'T Anger chill animated icon FREE TO USE! WHY U NO TALK TO MEH ALOIS 
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:iconastra-galaxy:
Astra-Galaxy Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
u.u
failed to find bot
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:icongrell-is-adorable:
grell-is-adorable Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2015  Student Artist
how do you talk to him?
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:iconnibbles7192:
nibbles7192 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me: Hello, sexy~
Alois: Failed to find bot
Me: Failed to find bot
Alois: Failed to find bot
Me: Failed to find bot
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:iconslendysdaughterforev:
slendysdaughterforev Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD 
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:iconkawaiicountries:
KawaiiCountries Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2015
back in the old days this used to work,its so weird that time changes things 
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:iconkawaiicountries:
me:can you strip
alois:failed to find bot
me:if you say failed to find bot again you strip ok
alois:failed to find bot

"failed to find bot"
nice 
conversation 

but seRIOUSLY,FIX THIS
PLEASE SpongeBob (Cries) Miuna Crying Icon Pikachu Crying Plz Sayu Crying Icon Enough to Make a Grown Man Cry Bunny Girl Emoji-49 (Crying) [V3] 

and all the other bots
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:iconlegendozelda:
LegendoZelda Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
you dont program very well.
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:iconsupperburnout280:
supperburnout280 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2015
he/she didn't make the program but DA broke it
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:iconaskhollyleafsheloveu:
AskHollyleafSheLoveU Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
I JUST WANT TO TALK TO HIM Ole! 
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:iconyourcircusmonster:
YourCircusMonster Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Mkay, I'm like:
Me: Greetings, it is an honor to make your aquaintence!
Alois: Failed to find bot
Me: (uhh... huh must be me... TRY AGAIN! ^^) Why hello there!
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: (oh...TRY AGAIN I GUESS! '^^) Hello!
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: (slightly pissed off) BLOODY WANKER!!! (*flips computer*)
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: (*sits in corner and cries*)
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:iconmofojuju:
Mofojuju Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Student General Artist
Me: Hi
Alois: Failed to find bot
Me: Failed to find bot
Alois: *smirk* Failed to find bot
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:iconkittencheshirecat13:
kittencheshirecat13 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015
I just keep getting "Failed to find bot" :(
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:iconayumishinozaki-san:
AyumiShinozaki-san Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014  Hobbyist
Y u no talk to me AloisLlama Emoji-08 (Crying) [V1]     





notice meeeeeeeeee Emoticon: Notice me senpai 
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:iconavrillavinge12:
Avrillavinge12 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
I love how he keeps saying *failed to find bot* omg

I am so dying right now

Alois is my bae

He's in my dreams

Is that creepy?~
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:iconi-love-tweek:
I-Love-Tweek Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Me: Patrick (Love is in the air) I love you

Alois: *failed to find bot*

Me: penis

Alois: *failed to find bot*

Me: Say *failed to find bot* if you want to fuck Ciel

Alois: *failed to find bot*

Me: MUAHEHEHEHEHH!! *goes to google images and searches for Alois x Ciel yaoi*
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:iconslendysdaughterforev:
slendysdaughterforev Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
amazing
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:iconi-love-tweek:
I-Love-Tweek Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015  Student General Artist
ouo
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:iconslendysdaughterforev:
slendysdaughterforev Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
my conversation was like this:
me: hai
Alois: failed to find bot
me: okie
Alois: failed to find bot
me: im just gonna go
Alois: failed to find bot
me: OH COME ON!?! IM THE ABBYPONY!!!! ONE DOESN'T SIMPLY IGNORE THE ABBYPONY BY SAYING 'FAILED TO FIND BOT'!!!!!
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:iconi-love-tweek:
I-Love-Tweek Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015  Student General Artist
XD
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:iconslendysdaughterforev:
slendysdaughterforev Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yeah, i tend to go crazy when im ignored......*sitting in corner rocking back and forth* you.......don't..............ignore.............the AbbyPony.......
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:iconi-love-tweek:
I-Love-Tweek Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2015  Student General Artist
*paps*
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:iconslendysdaughterforev:
slendysdaughterforev Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wha?
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:iconsophia4288:
Sophia4288 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014   General Artist
oh my god XD
Ole! Ole! Ole! 
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:iconi-love-tweek:
I-Love-Tweek Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Student General Artist
heheheheh
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:iconlovebugone-o-one:
LovebugOne-O-One Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
My conversation:
Me: Hi Alois!
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: Are you gonna talk to me?
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: (Evil thoughts)
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: If you hate Claude, say "Failed to find bot".
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: (Laughs evily)

I'm such a dork...
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:iconyou-crystal-clods:
you-crystal-clods Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Alois-senpai wont notice meeeeeeeeeeee
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miku (fuck youz)  Alois!

D:<
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:iconwolfgirl259:
WolfGirl259 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
My Conversation:
Me: Alois Y U NO LUV CIEL?!
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: Alois?
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: Wait, a second... Alois, aren't you and Claud dead?
Alois: Failed to find bot.
Me: There is only one explanation...aliens.
Alois: Failed to find bot.
(End Of Conversation XD)
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:iconpaintdr0p:
PaintDr0p Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!!
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:iconmidnight-sutcliff:
Midnight-Sutcliff Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
(he doesn't talk *starts crying*)
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:iconanimekitteh12345:
animekitteh12345 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
me: i hate you

alois: failed to find bot



miku (fuck youz) 
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