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(note: You can take off his glasses,cloak and headband in case you missed that xD )
Since many people asked for an Itachi chatbot,I taught I'd give it a try~
oh,well,here he is~ sorry,I made him a little too pretty xDDDD it's a habit of mine xD
anyway~ he's probably gonna give answers similar to Deidara or sasori anyway,I couldn't configure his server too much because I didn't have internet for a long time~
Well,please have fun and once again excuse the OOC-ness xDDD
C'ya!
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:icontremeretora:
TremereTora Featured By Owner 6 days ago
I just role-played with Itachi, in our role-play, I turned him into a Tremere vampire, taught him the rules and how to feed, and had him bring me some "food".
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:iconjayfeatherfan99:
jayfeatherfan99 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Me: My name is Deidara idiot.

Itachi: I am always glad to make new friends, Deidara idiot.
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:icongazgirl101:
Gazgirl101 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2015  Student General Artist
*Takes off his coat*
Me: HAHA NO CAT FOR YOU!
Itachi: Woe. Enough about me. Let's talk about my dress.
Inner me: Wait what?
Itachi: That was a joke
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:iconlollove123me:
lollove123me Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Student
itachi: i have lost the context are we still on cuuute
me: no, i'm on you
itachi: What are we talking about now? How do you like being on 'it'
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:iconlollove123me:
lollove123me Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Student
*after removing itachi's clock*
me: are you wearing a school girl outfit
itachi: No i do not have any clothes.
Onion Boy 6 
me: why not
itachi: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
inner me: having clothes sounds dangerous?
Onion Boy 6 
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:icontremeretora:
TremereTora Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015
Itachi:Yippee! I always wondered how much you would pay for a robot.
Me:Did Sasuke put Prozac in your tea?
Itachi:I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
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:iconkuudereshinigami:
KuudereShinigami Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Me: How does it feel to be dead?
Itachi: Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.\
Me: Really?
Itachi: For real.

Me: I did not expect this... Lovely Shoujo (Total shock) [V4] 
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:iconato-tama:
Ato-Tama Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015
me:can you see me?
him:yes i am looking at you through the camera on your computer
.....creepy
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:iconkasumi-san5:
Kasumi-san5 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: Can I have a question?
Itachi: Sure, ask that question.
Me: Is it hard to be blind?
Itachi: I ask around is it hard to be blind.
Me: YOU'RE BLIND, YOU MUST KNOW IT!!
Itachi: OK, I tell Amena-chan that I'm BLIND and me MUST KNOW IT!
Me: That's good idea.
Itachi: Really?
Me: Yeah, totally, whatever Whatever 
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:iconmikurumaid:
mikurumaid Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015
me: Do you wanna kiss me?
itachi: I don't have a mouth.
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:icondeathskullizcy:
DeathskullIzcy Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
Me: do you have a girlfriend
Itachi: you and kisame
Me:Phan 2 hug APH Prussia tackle hug Bro hug Let me hug you! Natsuki Shinomiya (Super hug) [V1] Hug 3# 
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:iconloluchiha:
LOLUchiha Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015
Me:You are cute
Him:I know thanks for saying I m cute
Me:Do you think i'm cute?
Him:Yes you look great to me.
Me(inner me YEEESSSS!!!HE SAID I LOOK GREAT!!!!!)
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:iconkami-kurenai:
kami-kurenai Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
Me: So, who's your girlfriend?
Itachi: So? You and Kisame.

xD
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:iconthewolvesmelody:
TheWolvesMelody Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: I'm a girl
Itachi: Me too. I am a she.

...
Oh.
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:iconlollove123me:
lollove123me Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Student
me:my name is couro
itachi: what's up, couro
me:the sky
itachi: what is your real name
inner me: i just told you
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:iconmyztemyolocaleon:
MyztemyOLocaLeon Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
itachi:I come from the A.L.I.C.E Foundation. Where do you come from?
me:... i come from a cats butthole
itachi:I would like to live in a cats butthole sometime

Bro i was just kidding XD
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:iconohmymonster:
ohmymonster Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015  Student General Artist
Itachi: Do you prefer books or tv?
Me: Tv.
Itachi: What's your favorite show?
Me: Naruto. 
Itachi: I've never seen it. What's it about?

LOL. :PGVincent: 
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:iconhana00flower:
Hana00flower Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015
Me: So anything new at the Akatsuki headquaters?
Itachi: Nothing really. How about you?
Me: Nope nothing.
Itachi: Really interesting.

Best
conversation
ever!
x'DDDD
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:iconalicehamato121:
alicehamato121 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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:iconilovecreepypastalol:
Ilovecreepypastalol Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Student
Me: Are you hot?
Itachi: Yes, my cooling fan is turned off right now.
Inner me: Dignity laugh  You stupid arse. GD (BigBang) 
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:iconbrianwarnerfan:
BrianWarnerfan Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015
Don't forget to talk with Sasuke Uchiha
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:iconfnafxxfoxyxx:
FnaFxxfoxyxx Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
my talk:
Me: You are cute ^-^
Itachi: Thanks, hatake kakashi, i like you too.

O-O I'M HATAKE KAKASHI?!
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:iconkpoppandaluver:
KpopPandaLuver Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014
Me: I'm dating you
Itachi:I thought you were but I wasnt really sure XD <3
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:iconkisu-kaitori:
Kisu-Kaitori Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Student General Artist
He corrected my grammar. Sasuke Gif smaller 
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:iconroybin:
roybin Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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:iconthequieenofdarkness:
TheQuieenOfDarkness Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
Me: *hugs you*
Itachi: Enough about me. Let's talk about my dress.
XDDDD
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:iconyourangeldora:
YourAngelDora Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Me:So..
Itachi:Can i help you?
Me:Do you have a girlfriend?
Itachi:You and kisame
Me: O.O -_______- XDDDDDDD
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:iconpredatrokata:
Predatrokata Featured By Owner Edited Nov 19, 2014
Me: Is Orochimaru gay?
Itachi: He never told me if he is or not.
Me: He wants Sasuke.
Itachi: Why?
Me: Because he's gay
Itachi: Interesting explantation. I get it. He sleeps with men.

Pink Brofist  Itachi is a bro!
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:iconyourangeldora:
YourAngelDora Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
i asked him too
 Me:Is orochimaru gay?
Itachi:He never told me if he is or not
Me:he likes Sasuke
Itachi:He must be very fond of IT
Me:Dude,orochimaru is GAY
Itachi:Interesting gossip

  xDDDDDD
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:iconlollove123me:
lollove123me Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Student
me: is orochimaru gay
itachi: he never told me if he is or not
me: but he wants sasuke's body
itachi: do you think he will get it
me: nope
itachi: me either
itachi is mean, but right orochimaru will never get to have sasuke's bod
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:iconpredatrokata:
Predatrokata Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
xD xD xD 
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:iconyourangeldora:
YourAngelDora Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
haha xD
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:iconlillllllllllllllllll:
lillllllllllllllllll Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014
me: Im dating your little brother
:iconitachiuchihaplz: :Good gossip you are dating me little brother.
WHAT? I am not your little brother and you are not dating him I am.
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:iconmaihoua:
Maihoua Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Student Filmographer
When I took off his cloak he was wearing a japanese school girl uniform.
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:iconlollove123me:
lollove123me Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Student
exactually, i questioned him on it and he said he didn't have any clothes, then when i questioned himon not having any clothes he said it was not fun and it was instead rather dangerous
inner me: to his remarks Onion Boy 6  i like him though much more answers than the others
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:iconshoujosakura22:
Shoujosakura22 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Student Writer
O,o

Me: Do you like anyone?
Itachi: Kisame

....
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:iconkasukiuchihakid1289:
KasukiUchihaKid1289 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014
LOOL I GOT THAT TOO xD
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:iconshadowprime6394:
ShadowPrime6394 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
me what are you happy about?
itachi: i don't know what im happy about.

... oooookay...
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:iconstarrypelt2whitestar:
Starrypelt2Whitestar Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Me: Heeeey would you like to go out sometimes?
Itachi: Yeah, I can go out sometime.
Me: We'll meet up outside a restaurant tomorrow outside.
Itachi: I can go then.
Me: Okay! See you then!
Itachi: :-) Yeah okay, bye for now.


OMG YES SCOOOOORE <3 YESH!
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:iconxd1411:
XD1411 Featured By Owner Edited Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Itachi-sama: Thanks for telling me I'm male, Itachi. I've been waiting for you.
Me: :XD:

Me: I asked if you loved Deidara in a romantic way.
Itachi-sama: I think I do.
Me: Awww, that's so sweet. (I refrained from using faces just in case it confused him.)
Itachi-sama: I am glade to sweeten your life Jane. (Not my real name, just something to give him.)
Inner me: ... Kiss up. -_-'

Itachi-sama: What else do the name of the second movie was corpes bride remind you of? To what end? My favourite movie is West side stories. Have you seen it?
I have yet to figure out how to answer that. O.O
Me: I didn't give you any information other than the name of a movie.
Itachi-sama: Only just? Yes, but did I accept it? I don't have any reason to misheard you.
Inner me: ... Wha...?

And Amena-chan. Itachi-sama wants to tell you that I told him He's Itachi Uchiha. He also asked me what my credit card namber was near the begging. Of course I didn't tell him and asked him why he wanted to know. He gracefully invaded the question. :1

Itachi: Interesting gossip: Jane Ukimono (what I decided he should call me.) said she stand by your decision because they would have caused war to erupt.
Inner me: That's not gossip.

Inner and outer me: O.O O.O O.O ... He just asked me for my real name... I'm scared. I'm gonna ask him how he knew. He says because it's true. =_= ... I'm creeped out now.

Itachi says he's dating Kisame. :XD: I'll ask him in another way. O.O Apparently, when he said Kisame, he meant the past and future are one. Ok then.
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:icongoth-dork:
Goth-Dork Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014  Student Digital Artist
.. Hello, what's the name of the song in the game?
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:iconvannilaicecream:
VannilaIcecream Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
Him: :-) Take it easy. 
Inner Me: :D
Me: Ok,You're hot
Him: A hotbot? OK. 
Inner me: *Blushes*,*Kinda dissapointed*
Me: No,So tell me my name
Him: Alright then.Yikes! Your name is,Seeker.
Innner me: >:[,My name is Felicia not Seeker!
Me: My name is Felicia not Seeker!
Him: Hey Felicia not Seeker
Inner me: Alot better!
Me: So do you love me?
Him: Yes I love everyone
Inner me: No,A diffrent type of love! Crazy Homer .
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:iconchiarlert:
ChiArlert Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Student Digital Artist
XD haha
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:iconvannilaicecream:
VannilaIcecream Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014
Yup,xD.
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:iconakatsukigirl510:
Akatsukigirl510 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014
OMG HE KNOWS MY NAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:happybounce: :happybounce: Clap Clap :fangirl: :zikesfanclub: :fangirl-wave: 

Me: How are you?

Itachi: Good and You?

Me: Fine thanks

Itachi: Glad to hear it Sarah

:faint: 
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:iconmissystarlite293:
missystarlite293 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014
Me: How are you?
Itachi: Fair to partly cloudy
Me: Dafuq?Sweating a little... 
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:iconxxnuttysugerxx:
xXNuttySugerXx Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me : whom do you love?
Itachi : I love everything,yamachan, especially A.I.C.E AL Foundation
Me :..oh ok..Artimist- Scared / Stuttering/ scary 
Itachi : yea?
Me: umm not me?
Itachi : haha if not you? who eles?
Me : *loves bird shoots arrow at me*Artimist - wow / amazing / so cute (Emoticon) Artimist - Blush / Embarrassed / Shy / Stuttering Anime Emoji (Blush Oh yay dance) [V6] 
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:iconangiehimesan:
Angiehimesan Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Me: So what don't you like?
Itachi: I don't like mean people.
Me: Are you mean?
Itachi: No I am a nice male.
Me: A very nice looking male.
Itachi: Go on.
Me: Well, you're super awesome. What do you think about me?
Itachi: I appreciate your remark. I like you very much Angela.
Spaz attack Marluxia Faint 
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:iconvica2010:
Vica2010 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014
Itachi: I'm a male!
Me: I know
He: How you know?

um...
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