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UPDATE: 14.09.2012 * I'VE MOVED TO :iconamena-dono: PLEASE WATCH/RE-WATCH ME THERE FOR MORE CHATBOTS (including the Undertaker one lol )*

:heart:Coments and favs make Alois hot and horny :heart: no,really! They do~
Many have requested and Alois Chatbot and since I had a little free time today,I managed to make this =u=
Hehehehe~I did this one really quick and I didn't put too much effort into it so I'm not expecting it to do as well as the Ciel one did~ >u<

:star:FAQ:star:
Why doesn't the game work?
:bulletred:You probably have an old version of flash.Download the latest one and it will work perfectly.

Why aren't there any extra options to Alois,like in the Ciel version?
:bulletred: I was lazy

Why does he keep calling me other names?
:bulletred: People have asked me this questions over 1000 times in the last few months....the answer is quite simple: He is an Artificial inteligence provided by a server. When too many people talk to him in the same time(he sometimes talks to over 100 persons at once) he simply mistakes your IP to another person's one,and so he makes mistakes. Please Indulge him. That is why he sometimes gives random answers out of no where.

Why does he act OOC (out of character) ?
:bulletred:He's only a robot. I configure him as well as I can,but I can not simply guess ever single question you might ask him,that is why it is impossible to configure him perfectly from scratch. It would take me half of my life to do so,and I am simply not that devoted to the cause :aww:
So,once again,please indulge him ^^

Why is Claude so ugly? D: what's with his face?
:bulletred: Once again,I was lazy.

Do you really hate Claude that much?
:bulletred: Actually,I don't hate him as much as you might think,to me he is a good laughing-stock.

How much time do you spend when making a chat-bot?
:bulletred:It depends. About a couple of hours on configurating his properties in pandorabots servers,and a couple of hours in drawing and programing it in flash. Consider it "a couple hours x2 "

What will be the next chatbot you will make?
:bulletred: Beats me...but I tthink it will be Grell

When will it come out?
:bulletred: I really have no clue. I make chatbots pretty fast,but I don't have a fixed schedule for making them :p

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Hope you'll have fun with it =D
Man,I really love reading what you talked with him,if you had an interesting conversation :XD: I'm usually on the floor out of laughter xDDDD you guys are great!
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:iconcinnabunanimates:
CinnabunAnimates Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 
1)Say your name 10 times 
2)Say your mom's name 5 times 
3)Say your crush's name 3 times
4)Paste this onto 4 other games
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you don't paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS


lol jk guys
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angela221400 Featured By Owner May 28, 2017
DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 
1)Say your name 10 times 
2)Say your mom's name 5 times 
3)Say your crush's name 3 times
4)Paste this onto 4 other games
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you don't paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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:iconmary-anneradcliff:
Mary-anneRadcliff Featured By Owner May 14, 2017  Student General Artist
he just says "awaiting reply" or "failed to find bot", mayhaps there is something wrong?
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:iconraevenlalunalight:
RaevenLaLunaLight Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Game doesn't even work~. But, I'll still give you 5/5, 'cause you included Claude~.
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:icontimelordpony:
TimelordPony Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2017
Doesnt work. Everytime I type it says "failed to find bot"
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:iconepicanimebakafanfic:
EpicAnimeBakaFanfic Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2017
DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 
1)Say your name 10 times 
2)Say your mom's name 5 times 
3)Say your crush's name 3 times
4)Paste this onto 4 other games
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you don't paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
I'm so sorry. I don't think it's real though.
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:iconnokaka:
nokaka Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2017
LoL
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:iconalbatroztrancy:
AlbatrozTrancy Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2017
me: ALOIS-CHAN! IM UR BIGGEST FAN!
Alois: failed to find bot
me: WELL LOOK HARDER!
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:iconanime1liker:
anime1liker Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
it say unable to find bot >-.
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:iconhopetheglitch:
HopeTheGlitch Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?

CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.

CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.

CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED

We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.

1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary

PS: I JUST WANT TO CHECK THIS OUT
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Pikachufan260 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for spreading this around and people are now dying from what the message said. You're now offically a murderer! :)
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:icontheautumndragon:
TheAutumnDragon Featured By Owner May 13, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well said. These things are stupid and just plain disturbing.
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:icont3r3ziisamarshmello:
T3R3ZIisAmarshmello Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016
How do I go to the game...?
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:iconblaria95:
Blaria95 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Whenever I try to talk to him: it never works.  I type in something and it always says: "Failed to find bot."  Is there a way to fix that?
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:iconallisonu07:
allisonu07 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2016
Alois
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:iconcursed-smile:
Cursed-Smile Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2016  Student General Artist
doesnt work
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:icontealtrousers:
tealtrousers Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2016  Student General Artist
so cute!! <3
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:iconiiunicornzii:
iiUnicornzii Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2016  Student Filmographer
Me:Say 'Failed to find bot' if you're willing to marry my oc ;o
Alois:Failed to find bot.
Me:YAS MOFO XD
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:iconflutter4ever:
Flutter4Ever Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2016
He doesn't want to talk to me imma go kill myself now :) I DOWNLOADED CHROME AND UPDATED THings I am so sad.
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:iconcatz4eva:
Catz4eva Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2016
Me: hello
Alois: Failed to find bot
Me: umm
Alois: Failed to find bot
Alois: (narrows eyes, smirks)
Me: don't look at me like that
Alois: Failed to find bot
Me: stop
Alois: Failed to find bot
Me: This is why Claude kills you.
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:iconblaria95:
Blaria95 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
He never responds to anything I say.
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:iconmary01-ashley02:
Mary01-Ashley02 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2016
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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:iconcrazygamergirlyt:
CrazygamergirlYT Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2016  Student General Artist
Stop just stop.
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:iconblaria95:
Blaria95 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
No matter what I say to him, he doesn't answer.  His answer box always says: "Failed to find bot."  Is there a way that can be fixed?
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:iconblaria95:
Blaria95 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Is there a way for him to respond to what I say to him?  The game always ends up saying for me: "Failed to find bot."  I have asked him very short questions, nothing too complex.   
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:iconblaria95:
Blaria95 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
I've typed a few things to say already and the game keeps on saying: "Failed to find bot."  
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:iconblyetrancy:
BlyeTrancy Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2016
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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:iconhaziphantomhive:
Haziphantomhive Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2016
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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:iconcupcakes22222:
cupcakes22222 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2016  Student Artist
i hate it when i start saying '' hi'' he will say '' failed to find bot'' that's annoying!
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:iconvib-kren:
vib-kren Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2016
me: if you love meh say "failed to find bot"
him: awaiting reply...
;-;
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:iconilikepizzaandnachos:
ILikePizzaAndNachos Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
FUCK YOU CLAUDEEEEEEEE
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:iconthehidden21101:
TheHidden21101 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2016
Me: im bored
Alois/Bot: Awaiting Reply.....

I wIlL wAiT sEnPi!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconroxiebloxie123:
RoxieBloxie123 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2016
Me: If you're in love with Ciel, say "Failed to find bot"

Alois: Failed to find bot

Me: Freddy's Nope Chat Icon Chica's Nope Door Chat Icon Spongebob Nope Icon Nope Nope Nope! Nipple Child Nope Icon Nope Smg4 mario Nope 
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:iconninjanerd2:
Ninjanerd2 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2016  Student Photographer
Y NO WORK? I mean,it just keeps saying "failed to find bot".
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:iconciel2088:
ciel2088 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2016
It does for me too  D:
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:iconninjanerd2:
Ninjanerd2 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2016  Student Photographer
WE ARE THE SAME
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:iconyinootori:
YinOotori Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2016  Student Filmographer
same:/
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:iconluna-princess-ofnigh:
luna-princess-ofnigh Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2015  Student Digital Artist
. , . wont work (throws self at ground)
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:iconkaylarge-chan:
Kaylarge-chan Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
my senpai won't notice me...
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:iconasunascarlet:
AsunaScarlet Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2015
FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON 10 OTHER GAMES 4. LOOK AT YOUR HAND
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:iconwonder-if-i-gave:
wonder-if-i-gave Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2015  Student General Artist
I CAN'T TALK TO ANYONNNNEEEEE
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:iconmikikatsuki:
MikiKatsuki Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
FT NFL - 'oh shit' Augustos icon OMG Foxy Icon YOU CAN'T Anger chill animated icon FREE TO USE! WHY U NO TALK TO MEH ALOIS 
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:iconastra-galaxy:
Astra-Galaxy Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
u.u
failed to find bot
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:icongrell-is-adorable:
grell-is-adorable Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2015  Student Artist
how do you talk to him?
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:iconnibbles7192:
nibbles7192 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me: Hello, sexy~
Alois: Failed to find bot
Me: Failed to find bot
Alois: Failed to find bot
Me: Failed to find bot
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slendysdaughterforev Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD 
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:iconkawaiicountries:
KawaiiCountries Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2015
back in the old days this used to work,its so weird that time changes things 
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:iconkawaiicountries:
KawaiiCountries Featured By Owner Edited Apr 27, 2015
me:can you strip
alois:failed to find bot
me:if you say failed to find bot again you strip ok
alois:failed to find bot

"failed to find bot"
nice 
conversation 

but seRIOUSLY,FIX THIS
PLEASE SpongeBob (Cries) Miuna Crying Icon Pikachu Crying Plz Sayu Crying Icon Enough to Make a Grown Man Cry Bunny Girl Emoji-49 (Crying) [V3] 

and all the other bots
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:iconlegendozelda:
LegendoZelda Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
you dont program very well.
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:iconsupperburnout280:
supperburnout280 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
he/she didn't make the program but DA broke it
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